Just a warning to everyone not to panic if they see me in a bank. I am going to rob the bank. If I get caught I won’t go to jail. I will just give the money back and all will be forgiven. It works for politicians so why not me?
Seems there is a new moral code around. The new moral code opens all sorts of opportunities. Wait till the Tax Office see my next return. I plan to claim every birth, death and marriage I attend as a legitimate business expense. In fact, I might just take a trip overseas, and pop into a random church on Saturday so I can claim attending a wedding as a legitimate deduction.
There are a few more things I have in mind now I have discovered the new moral code. Travelling across the country to look at real estate looks deductible. If I don’t buy it, I claim it was in a grey area which did not meet my colour criteria.
I can also categorically deny anything I said in the past as being quoted out of context. I can confess to tax fraud to the ATO, then deny it in court as it is now a different context. It never happened. It was all in a parallel universe.
Thank you Tony Abbott for opening my eyes to the new moral code. I too will now become Liberal with the truth.